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Source: warriorzelda

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hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

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Source: hannahlaurahierseman

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

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Source: boburnhamdaily

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k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

DO N O T DISRESPECT MISSOURI

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Source: k1mkardashian

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godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

And doesn’t let image

His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

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Source: godholdsmyheart15

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

(via xzeldafan64x)

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sethgeccko:

emilianadarling:

#THE MOMENT I FELL IN LOVE WITH SAM WILSON TBH

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Source: forassgard

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

(via xzeldafan64x)

Source: boyerworks

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

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Source: e-n-o-n

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
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